average white par Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 Two old men are sitting on the deck of a cruise ship..."Have you read Marx?" says the first old guy"Yes, I believe it comes from sitting in these wicker chairs...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VOX Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 Guffawed a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
average white par Posted April 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 "A bit" ?FFS, you're hard to please aren't you min ken min ken...min?How about this one, following a similar vein? I was standing outside the Old Inn having a fag one day when two nuns came cycling toward the Abbey...Nun 1 - "Oh, I've never come this way before!"Nun 2 - "Neither have I...it must be the cobblestones..."Eh? EH? No' bad eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinnie Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 "A bit" ?FFS, you're hard to please aren't you min ken min ken...min?How about this one, following a similar vein? I was standing outside the Old Inn having a fag one day when two nuns came cycling toward the Abbey...Nun 1 - "Oh, I've never come this way before!"Nun 2 - "Neither have I...it must be the cobblestones..."Eh? EH? No' bad eh? Second one was guid. 1st one was "meh" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VOX Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 Second was ****. Fact. An auld as an auld thing. Must try harder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
average white par Posted April 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 Pffft... yer crappy witticisms are aulder than a tied up ribbed rubber johnny in the back ae Fu's hedge,min...awa wi yer antique banter... my ancestors speet on your bizarre and infantile Midge Ure fetishism...PTOO!!! ...min, ken...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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