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Horse is in the pub having a few when he spots a donkey in the corner so he nips over to have a natter. 

Donkey asks “what did you do for a living?” Horse says”I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter”. Donkey says “I worked with the kids on Blackpool beach “ then he asks “ did you win anything?” Horse says “ yeah ion the flat I won the Oaks, St Leger and the Derby and over the jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold cup “

They arrange to meet at donkeys house a week later, donkey thinks “I need to impress this guy he’s done everything “ so he buys a big picture of a Zebra ? and hangs it above his fireplace. The horse arrives and says “ lovely place you have here and who’s that in the picture on the wall ?”

Donkey replies ......

“That’s me when I played for Juventus”

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