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This reminds me of the time I was staying in Lisbon and went to a few Sporting Lisbon games as their ground was easy to get to. I think the game was against Beira Mar and there was rumours of trouble so everyone was being searched as they entered the ground and as the man got down to searching my shoes I said yes I have come all the way from Dunfermline to start a fight. He looked up at me and said thats why I am searching you because I know what you Fifers are like. Turns out he had lived in Edinburgh for five years but said he preferred to go over to watch the Pars rather than the Edinburgh teams.

See that King Chuck and Cammy are coming to Dunfermline, is it for the game or are they just doing a wee time wasting tour.

3-0 half time 5-0 full time.

Growing up in Dunfermline as a young boy a lot of my friends were from Kelty or had family there and visited a lot. As many from Dunfermline will be in a similar position, with that in mind I hope we only gub them 6-0. 

8 hours ago, Fu_Manchu said:

I would normally kiss you all better but not when you have Covid. Roon ye!

Quite right Fu go nowhere near Plague Boy, I will send a barge poll in the post.

I will be 66 next month do I get grumpy old git rank?

1 hour ago, Yorkie said:

who???

What do you mean who? The team from Fife is the answer.

Reminds me a bit like F*lkirks badge, which is for some reason based on the Ryugyong Hotel in North Korea. 

Not much in it so far, Pars no16 best on pitch. Other observation the nearside linesman looks like he has been dragged out of the pub in the middle of a pie eating contest that he was clearly winning.

Sad news indeed. RIP

4 hours ago, SanguinePar said:

I saw Dick Dastardly's car suggested...

I think we could cut out the Dastardly surname and just have his first name on the shirt.

It looks like a cross between one of the Thunderbirds craft and a carrot.

Michael Beagley just signed, 17yr old from Broxburn, so welcome to the Pars.

Piracy, you had me at the word beer.

On 30/05/2022 at 22:36, scottyboy said:

Any of you guys/gals got any betting tips for this weekends "Corgi Derby" from Musselburgh Racecourse?

A twenty on the Queen's dug as I hear it's for the tower if it disnae win.

Falkirk is happy as well as they have been upgraded to hovel.

I watched the game in a bar in Dar Es Salaam and was talking to a load of locals and tried my best to explain why I was not 100% behind a team from my own country but gave up after a while as I do not have a year of my life to give up.

That is good news that I finally caught up with as I have had a blackout for a long time. We had the most spectacular rainstorm here and it knocked out a few services. Just to save you the bother of looking out the window and saying what rain what is he gibbering about, I am in Dar Es Salaam. If I see any decent players or manager I will pay for theirTransport to EEP.

I will be flying over the Sahara desert next Saturday will I drop him off?

You all know this will go to the wire with many a fright along the way as I am positive The Pars get commission from the St Margarets Hospital heart and stroke dept for every new patient.

1 hour ago, OzPar said:

I am in line with the prevailing view that we should win this one by 2 or 3 goals. If we don't, then I don't think we need worry about the play-offs, as the manager and the players will obviously blow them sharpish, probably after the first leg of the first encounter at Firhill.

I hate everything about this season. Everything seems to have gone wrong...

At the weekend, I was thinking that it was the 54th anniversary of our Scottish Cup win in 1968. My thoughts turned back to the happiest and most fulfilling day of my Pars supporting life. I was just a kid standing on the terracing at the half way line at Hampden, soaking it all in. But we won the cup that April day, meaning that I could forever proudly say, yes I was there! 

The intervening years have not been particularly kind to the Pars. There seem to have been way more bad days than good. In common with a fair number of folk on here, I am much, much closer to the end of the runway than I am to the beginning, and time is fast running out to see and enjoy any further Pars success. 

If we are relegated this season, I honestly don't know if I can bear it any more. Through streaming services, I have watched all but perhaps a dozen Pars matches live home and away in the past five years. A Saturday 3pm kickoff time means that I have to set my alarm for Sunday morning 2am for most of the season. 

If we go down, it may just be my time to say farewell to all of this and offer sincere thanks to DAFC for consistent underachievement and way, way too few happy memories... 

OzPar if we do go down and we have a good start to the season and Falkirk have a bad start and are near the bottom you will be watching so don't throw the alarm clock out yet.

2 hours ago, Rossmcno1 said:

First game I’ll miss live where there has been a crowd since pre covid.  
 

stick on 5-0 Pars win.

I also think a good 5-0 win is on the cards and with the additional factor of no Rossmcno1 a possible 6-0 win.

There is no way they will get past our goalie, not the way he is playing. 

3 hours ago, rosythpar said:

and could end up in the same situation as Falkirk.

What with fans that rake through dusbins to see if there are any fat rats to cook up for dinner.

1 hour ago, Superally said:

Delighted for Kelty Hearts winning the League 2 Championship. Not really wanting to be playing them next season though

But if we do on the bright side we will outnumber then by about 10,000 to one and we will get to listen to renditions of the Kelty Clippie and Buffalo Bill From Kelty Hill.

If only we had an Italian on this forum that could explain to us what went wrong.🤔