Turps Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 Partick Thistle seek fan for 'scary' Kingsley mascot jobJOB DESCRIPTIONTitle: Kingsley - Partick Thistle Football Club mascotJob Description: Best job in the worldEssential requirements:Over 16, outgoing, responsible, trustworthy and between 5ft 5in and 6ft 2in tall.Able to entertain superstars and schoolchildren at the same time all while dressed in an 8ft tall sun costume.Ability to convey complex messages while only using your hands.Must not mind taking part in multiple selfies and being dragged in different directions by excited, children, adults, players and board members.Must not be self-conscious and has to be willing to generally lark about in front of thousands of people on a Saturday.A willingness to work at weekends.Desired requirements:Some practical experience of mascot duties and fixing costumes.Able to occasionally travel to TV studios, interviews or photoshoots.Some experience whipping large crowds into a frenzy.Should be able to win any mascot race on the planet.UK driving licence and access to a car.Recompense:2016/17 Partick Thistle season ticket.Fantastic opportunities to travel the country and meet celebrities like David Hasselhoff, Rachel Riley and Jonathan Sutherland off the telly.That warm fuzzy feeling you get when you know you have made thousands of people happier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paradox Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 "Should be able to win any mascot race on the planet"???? Sammy!!"...in front of thousands of people on a Saturday." HmmmThere are a few people in the London area out of work recently that might be interested..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teuchter Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 "There are a few folk in London......." ....and with Thistle, they are guaranteed to be kept out of Europe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surface Agent X20 Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 Rachel Riley you say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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