Boston Red Sox

3-1 I say, Thomas starting though, need hammy to deliver the good news to him early doors

Feels a bit meh but it’s still the pars, a few weeks from now I’ll be missing the Saturdays at East End.

1 minute ago, SanguinePar said:

Also, a point of order, Mr Speaker... Ivan the Terrible is on "Get Right Intae Him" not "Solo Concert" - @DougieDave has therefore gravely misled this House and I call on him to correct his remarks.

In view of the foregoing Mr Dave has been officially stripped of his title "internet winner 18th April 2024"

Really big shake o the heid DD

14 minutes ago, DougieDave said:

Spot On Stanza - I heard the word for the first time many moons ago from Billy Connolly on his first hit album “Solo Concert” - I think it was used in the “Ivan the Terrible” story where a wee six stone welder decides to have a go with Ivan the Terrible - the monster wrestler from abroad who was performing at the local Fairground ……. Needless to say - Shug the six stone welder gets the better of the big man by biting his willy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thanks for that fella, made my morning.  I haven't heard that for over 40 years, my mum had the album and I remember retelling the story at the school after I heard it because it was rude. Had absolutely no humour content when relayed in a West Fife accent. Was the coat story on the same album?

2 hours ago, DougieDave said:

We’re going to mollucate Queens Park…….. heard it here first !!!!

For the intent alone (and creating a new Dunfermline word) DD wins the internet today. Well done sir, well done.

**** it 3-1 Pars, KRH, Todd and Tod

Crail today

Anster and Cellardyke tonight

55 minutes ago, Al k said:

They get big results and don't appear to be down even when they are playing badly. United, TNS, Rovers, Dundee, Partick, Falkirk and Hamilton in the playoff's.

McCabe is manager of the year without a doubt for me. Playoff's might be a stretch for them to win this year. 

For as much as I dislike airdie the chat on Pie and Bovril was quite refreshing, still discussing how great it was to be avoiding the drop when they are the form team and in pole position for the playoffs. The wee team mob however are a bunch of entitled arseholes following one good season. Think the propaganda hype and their wee cartoons have gone to their head.

13 hours ago, SanguinePar said:

Well done to the Warriors who have stumbled their way to the League 2 title with five draws in a row, after their electric start to the season seemed to stutter badly.

First title they've ever won, absolutely delighted for them. Used to live in Stenhousemuir, and my first ever football match was in the home end at Ochilview... against the Pars, funnily enough.

“You’re only here to see Dunfermline’ song actually worked then?

1 hour ago, SanguinePar said:

Chalmers was alright. Made some mistakes, but played a number of really good passes too. Sad to hear the more moronic element of EEP jeering him as he went off.

Certainly did more than Moffat who barely put a foot right when he came on.

Ok so when did the game change? When Moffat came on? Agree Moffat didn’t have a good game but he offers something and actually looks like he wants to be involved. Agree that jeering one of our players being subbed is absolutely crap and wants stopping.

for what it’s worth I thought Edward’s had one of his worst games in a pars shirt as well, really poor from him today.

Joe chalmers hasn’t made it today either. Get him in the ****ing sea

Watch yourself, useless has pushed through that hate crime bill

pub it is, little chance of this game being on

Well chuffed for him, some of the pish that was floating around during the darker times this season was unwarranted and bloody unfair. He's learning, developing and improving as a manager and he's at the ****ing wheel.

St Andrews on the west Sands on Saturday (about the final whistle)

And the view over to Arbroath. Was thinking thank FK I'm no up there but it looked ok on the highlights.

Checked out the artists impression, that looks tinpot ****e

And decent IPA, none of this carling ****e

10 hours ago, Piracy said:

Pub it is then.

And if the game is aff?

Even though I'm usually correct I'm not touching this prediction, in fact I don't even want to think about it til 1500hrs on Saturday. God bless the Pars

Total chubber but had a single fish before the game and a fish supper after on the last trip up there. Both chippys down the front were good (as were the smokies I took home)

1 hour ago, Digs said:

You had the best view for most of the game 🤣

Best view was definitely in the pub or chippy that day

I've given up with this predicting Pars results pish (😉). I think we might play well or not and might do alright, just not thinking or saying that thing.

Any word on MWH and Kane, both looked like they picked up injuries?

****ing freezing today, ref had a ****ing mare and a cash only burger van and the place was full of paisley junkies (according to Sned)

morton away….love it