Captain Deadpool Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Leper jokes are my speciality. If I was a stand up, I'd do a cracking routine based on these crumbly jesters. Q: What is a leper's favourite movie?A: A Farewell To Arms Q: How did the leper ice hockey game begin?A: With a face off Q: What did the leper do during a poker game?A: He threw his hand in Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?A: You can keep the tip Q: What should you never say when addressing a crowd of lepers?A: Lend me your ears Q: Why aren't lepers good liars?A: They crumble under the pressure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deutsch Par Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 I think Bonnie Tyler suffers from leprosy because every now and then she falls apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roomitch Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 I had a Bonnie Tyler sat-nav ..................it kept on telling me to turn around !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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