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I have convinced my wife that it is against Prince Of the North.

I have a cunning plan, two or three of us sneak into every ground in Scotland and widen every set of goalposts by 3 inches.

The league table is obviously upside down.

What gets me is that we were going to beat them 6-0, now anything can happen.

It's not a hut it's a shrine.

And the three witches were teachers at Townhill Primary, I remember them well.

Looking at that I think we should have signed Flipper the Dolphin for this game.

19th century shownman Phineas T Barnam once said there is no such thing as bad publicity, well I think he got that one wrong. I feel sorry for the ordinary Raith fan because when It comes down to it they are little different to us just supporting a provincial team that we hope will have our day in the sun.

They won't be dancing on the streets of Raith tonight.

On a scale of one to ten of stupid this must rank about twenty.

Don't give up your day job Sanguine.🙄

Yogi on a picnic today and no BooBoo

Who has eaten all the Melton Mowbray pies?

Well done Eddie, just because someone looks fit, healthy and happy does not mean they are and support like this must be a great help, so well done Eddie.

Maybe we should change the name of Charlie D's to the Downing Street Office Party, then there would be no restrictions of any kind.

Maybe we will be able to get a loan from one of the top teams in the league like Arbroath..........

Listen you lot I still have very strong connections in Transylvania, so if you want a 50 strong mob with pitchforks and flaming torches to drive anyone out of town I am your man, just say the word.

Sir War Criminal and Lady Wide Mouthed Frog.

I have watched Canadian football, twelve players instead of the American eleven and a bigger pitch. I also watched elephant polo once but never again. Scotland were world champions more than once and I met one of the players in a lift in Gibraltar of all places where I lived for a year or two, we had a slight disagreement about the treatment of the elephants, I think I won the arguement. His DNA is in most probability still in the lift that goes up the main tower of Euro Towers Gibraltar. Do not ever ride on the back or neck of an elephant please, thank you.

Why am I now thinking of the film Slap Shot?

All the best for everyone and remember to be careful out there.

How about we say that EEP is a big open air pub that just happens to have a game of football going on in the garden. G G Riva gets the first round in.

Yes Al k, however this new team has spent tens of millions on buying their title, sorry meant winning the title whereas Arbroath probably spend as much on the entire team as this new lot spend on one player. So in conclusion follow the money and I think you are right the new lot will will get all awards.

That penalty claim would even embarrass Paul Lambert.

Anything less than us scoring four goals today I will look on as failure. Why do I always get so optimistic just before a game only to be let down? Happens every week. Anyway four goal win carved in stone.