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See that King Chuck and Cammy are coming to Dunfermline, is it for the game or are they just doing a wee time wasting tour.

3-0 half time 5-0 full time.

Growing up in Dunfermline as a young boy a lot of my friends were from Kelty or had family there and visited a lot. As many from Dunfermline will be in a similar position, with that in mind I hope we only gub them 6-0.

Quite right Fu go nowhere near Plague Boy, I will send a barge poll in the post.

I will be 66 next month do I get grumpy old git rank?

What do you mean who? The team from Fife is the answer.

Reminds me a bit like F*lkirks badge, which is for some reason based on the Ryugyong Hotel in North Korea.

Not much in it so far, Pars no16 best on pitch. Other observation the nearside linesman looks like he has been dragged out of the pub in the middle of a pie eating contest that he was clearly winning.

Sad news indeed. RIP

I think we could cut out the Dastardly surname and just have his first name on the shirt.

It looks like a cross between one of the Thunderbirds craft and a carrot.

Michael Beagley just signed, 17yr old from Broxburn, so welcome to the Pars.

Piracy, you had me at the word beer.

A twenty on the Queen's dug as I hear it's for the tower if it disnae win.

Falkirk is happy as well as they have been upgraded to hovel.

I watched the game in a bar in Dar Es Salaam and was talking to a load of locals and tried my best to explain why I was not 100% behind a team from my own country but gave up after a while as I do not have a year of my life to give up.

That is good news that I finally caught up with as I have had a blackout for a long time. We had the most spectacular rainstorm here and it knocked out a few services. Just to save you the bother of looking out the window and saying what rain what is he gibbering about, I am in Dar Es Salaam. If I see any decent players or manager I will pay for theirTransport to EEP.

I will be flying over the Sahara desert next Saturday will I drop him off?

You all know this will go to the wire with many a fright along the way as I am positive The Pars get commission from the St Margarets Hospital heart and stroke dept for every new patient.

OzPar if we do go down and we have a good start to the season and Falkirk have a bad start and are near the bottom you will be watching so don't throw the alarm clock out yet.

I also think a good 5-0 win is on the cards and with the additional factor of no Rossmcno1 a possible 6-0 win. There is no way they will get past our goalie, not the way he is playing.

What with fans that rake through dusbins to see if there are any fat rats to cook up for dinner.

But if we do on the bright side we will outnumber then by about 10,000 to one and we will get to listen to renditions of the Kelty Clippie and Buffalo Bill From Kelty Hill.

If only we had an Italian on this forum that could explain to us what went wrong.🤔

Geoff Hurst was an obscure Englishman that played for West Ham, often in pre-season friendlies against The Pars where Roy Barry would not allow him to touch the ball.