DougieDave Posted March 11, 2016 Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 I could fill this Forum with my daft stories ....... Don't know where to begin !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Deadpool Posted March 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 I once went to kick a plastic bottle, tripped on thé kerb and ended up stumbling through a doorway knocking myself out for a few seconds. Whaeeeeyyyy! What an abysmal tosser you are. Wish I'd seen it. Was that was the same incident that left you looking like you'd had a hiding? The very same. It was before we'd even started drinking, ended up telling everyone who asked (including a job interview a few days after) that it was during a rugby match. Still have the lump near my eye to this day. God, too many more to mention. I haven't pretended to row a boat in the bath though. I'm not sure he was pretending. I think he may have thought it was entirely real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted March 11, 2016 Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 I'm with DD on this one. Far too many to tell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Deadpool Posted March 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 I'm with DD on this one. Far too many to tell!Here she is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted March 11, 2016 Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 I'm with DD on this one. Far too many to tell!Here she is!Are you insinuating that I am an idiot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Deadpool Posted March 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 I'm with DD on this one. Far too many to tell!Here she is!Are you insinuating that I am an idiot?What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted March 11, 2016 Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 African or European? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Deadpool Posted March 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 African or European?African. What is your favourite colour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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