Captain Deadpool Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 This is times where you've basically said or done something stupid. Last night I managed to glue two of my fingers together. A hook on the bathroom door wouldn't screw in properly (the door is cheap ****e with that cardboard crap in the middle) so I was going to glue it back on. I did so, but unfortunately got some of it on my hands (stupidly I didn't wear gloves) and since the stuff was so quick acting, managed to glue my pinkie and the finger next to it together. I was able to pull them apart but had to spend ages scrubbing the stuff off of my hands. There is still some left so I'll need to give it another shot when I get home. And my finger is quite raw from the scrubbing. Daft as this was, at least I've never knocked myself out by trying to kick a bottle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Soze Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 I once invaded a football pitch holding a bed sheet with a donkey spray painted across it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinnie Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 Does being daft enough to have kids with a selfish centred bitch of an ex count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Deadpool Posted March 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 I once invaded a football pitch holding a bed sheet with a donkey spray painted across it. I remember it well. Does being daft enough to have kids with a selfish centred bitch of an ex count?Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Coach Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 I still post on .net..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinnie Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 I still post on .net.....Go wash your mouth out!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deutsch Par Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 8 years ago on this very day I crossed a road in Glasgow without looking and got hit by a van. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExxyJj Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 8 years ago on this very day I crossed a road in Glasgow without looking and got hit by a van.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXdAwv-xdPQAre you Ally? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Beer Baron Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 I once went to kick a plastic bottle, tripped on thé kerb and ended up stumbling through a doorway knocking myself out for a few seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldwiderab Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 Many years ago I was asked if I wanted to buy a car for £600 as the person selling it just wanted someone to take it off his hands as he had just bought another one brand new, I said no as I could not afford the insurance at the time. It was a Ferrari. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinnie Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 A Ferrari for £600!!! You would buy that just to look at or sit in!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Deadpool Posted March 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 I once went to kick a plastic bottle, tripped on thé kerb and ended up stumbling through a doorway knocking myself out for a few seconds. Whaeeeeyyyy! What an abysmal tosser you are. Wish I'd seen it. Was that was the same incident that left you looking like you'd had a hiding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguinePar Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 I once went to kick a plastic bottle, tripped on thé kerb and ended up stumbling through a doorway knocking myself out for a few seconds.Similarly, leaving the SECC after a night at the darts, I tried to kick a paper hat lying in the tunnel that crosses the motorway, missed, slipped on the wet concrete and smashed my face into the ground. I then got up and went out for more beer and clubbing. Only when I got back to my hotel did I realise I had a huge black eye.I also once missed the last train at Queen Street and decided to sleep in a shop doorway in my suit. Thankfully some survival instinct kicked in and I realised I need to find a hotel, so I walked to the only one in Glasgow I could remember... the one in the previous story which was about 2 miles away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Beer Baron Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 I once went to kick a plastic bottle, tripped on thé kerb and ended up stumbling through a doorway knocking myself out for a few seconds. Whaeeeeyyyy! What an abysmal tosser you are. Wish I'd seen it. Was that was the same incident that left you looking like you'd had a hiding? The very same. It was before we'd even started drinking, ended up telling everyone who asked (including a job interview a few days after) that it was during a rugby match. Still have the lump near my eye to this day. God, too many more to mention. I haven't pretended to row a boat in the bath though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donj Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 Two classics.I braked hard in a street in Glasgow as a pedestrian ran in front.Archie McPherson.Kicked a tennis ball for the dog on the kerb,hit the kerb instead of the ball.Toes and kerbs do not mix well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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