average white par Posted May 8, 2022 Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 In a bar in Dunfermline We strolled in there, rollin' I thought I might buy him a drink He looked at me closely Distrusting me, mostly He said "Sure, Son", gave me a wink We sat down and saw it But the 89th minute I felt like I truly was dead Well I started shakin' My old heart was breakin' And I turned to Kenny and said They picked a fine time to leave me, I feel Four hungry subs, yet they're crap on the field I've had some bad times, lived through some sad times This time you hurt me for real You picked a fine time to leave me, I feel... We're all pretty livid right now folks, but one must remember the wise words of D:Ream Things can only get better... 🖖 (By the way, Kenny says "Howdy" to y'all...) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piracy Posted May 8, 2022 Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 Just now, average white par said: In a bar in Dunfermline We strolled in there, rollin' I thought I might buy him a drink He looked at me closely Distrusting me, mostly He said "Sure, Son", gave me a wink We sat down and saw it But the 89th minute I felt like I truly was dead Well I started shakin' My old heart was breakin' And I turned to Kenny and said They picked a fine time to leave me, I feel Four hungry subs, yet they're crap on the field I've had some bad times, lived through some sad times This time you hurt me for real You picked a fine time to leave me, I feel... We're all pretty livid right now folks, but one must remember the wise words of D:Ream Things can only get better... 🖖 (By the way, Kenny says "Howdy" to y'all...) Radio Rental Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1950Par Posted May 8, 2022 Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 Fantastic 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguinePar Posted May 8, 2022 Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 Kenny Rogers was once disqualified from a small-river-jumping competition, when he refused to go. When asked why, he just said "I lands in the stream" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzPar Posted May 9, 2022 Report Share Posted May 9, 2022 YOGI, DON'T SHOW YOURSELF UP TOWN... You puckered up your lips And promised football with some flair Yogi, are you contemplating Going out somewhere? The table on the wall Tells me our club is going down Oh Yogi, Don't show yourself up town Too bad for him He sounded like a crazy mumbling bore Yes Grant was bad but Yogi Well he ****ed it even more And yes it's true that I'm not the fan I used to be But Yogi, I still need a team for me It's hard to love a team whose spine is bent and paralysed And the wants and the needs of fans our age Yogi I realised It won't be long I've heard fans say until we're not around Oh Yogi Don't show yourself up town He's leaving now 'cause We just heard the slamming of the door The way we've heard it slam a hundred times before And if we could just get someone To turn our luck around... But Yogi... please... Don't show yourself up town Oh Yogi, for God's sake, leave our ground... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted May 9, 2022 Report Share Posted May 9, 2022 Brilliant Oz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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