Captain Deadpool Posted September 8, 2018 Report Share Posted September 8, 2018 Were you to insert said fruit in to your anus how would you do it? Big bottom end first or spines first? A quandry to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinnie Posted September 8, 2018 Report Share Posted September 8, 2018 Mr Wetherspoon will be stopping your tap soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Deadpool Posted September 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2018 30 minutes ago, Vinnie said: Mr Wetherspoon will be stopping your tap soon He'd better not. Also you never answered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinnie Posted September 8, 2018 Report Share Posted September 8, 2018 Ive never given it any thought... surprisingly. I never answered because I had to nip out to Morrisons to buy a pineapple to conduct sone research. Dont drive and text. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Deadpool Posted September 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2018 Let us know how you get on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldwiderab Posted September 8, 2018 Report Share Posted September 8, 2018 Vinnie, first remove from tin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teuchter Posted September 8, 2018 Report Share Posted September 8, 2018 https://goo.gl/images/vupe2E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguinePar Posted September 8, 2018 Report Share Posted September 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Teuchter said: https://goo.gl/images/vupe2E That link is staying blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldwiderab Posted September 8, 2018 Report Share Posted September 8, 2018 6 hours ago, Captain Deadpool said: Were you to insert said fruit in to your anus how would you do it? Big bottom end first or spines first? A quandry to be fair. Well it looks like Teuchers post answers your question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teuchter Posted September 8, 2018 Report Share Posted September 8, 2018 32 minutes ago, SanguinePar said: That link is staying blue. As in the sense of a risque 70s comedian? i agree that a cartoon version of Paris Hilton performing a pineapple insertion, bottom end first, is not family friendly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguinePar Posted September 8, 2018 Report Share Posted September 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Teuchter said: As in the sense of a risque 70s comedian? i agree that a cartoon version of Paris Hilton performing a pineapple insertion, bottom end first, is not family friendly. Wait, nobody mention that it was PH. I'm all over that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinnie Posted September 9, 2018 Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 On 08/09/2018 at 14:06, worldwiderab said: Vinnie, first remove from tin. Thanks for the hint. Would you drain them first also? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldwiderab Posted September 9, 2018 Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Vinnie said: Thanks for the hint. Would you drain them first also? No, trust me on this one you will need all the lubricant you can get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piracy Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 Wooft. I mean, just wooft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the saline hill puma Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 18 hours ago, Piracy said: Wooft. I mean, just wooft. you having flashbacks to the weekend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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