Digs Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 I see myself as a revolutionary. It can't be any coincidence that Scotrail's services have improved in the ten years since my selfless protest can it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldwiderab Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 I usually manage to move to a different country just before I do get into trouble with the cops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinnie Posted March 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 I see myself as a revolutionary. It can't be any coincidence that Scotrail's services have improved in the ten years since my selfless protest can it?I am actually shocked by your revelations! I was so gobsmacked I couldn't muster a response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fu_Manchu Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 I await the article in the Dunfermline Press where Digs has been found guilty of some heinous crime, with the applicable photo of the Sheriff Court sign next to the article... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougieDave Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 I can't believe I have been fraternising with this miscreant @Digs in Charlie D's - would someone please think of the children.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinnie Posted March 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 I can't believe I have been fraternising with this miscreant @Digs in Charlie D's - would someone please think of the children..............Exactly!! Considered by many to be a standard bearer of morality, but hides all these skeletons in his closet. Just goes to show eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digs Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 I will add, in all seriousness, I was only doing what at least 75% of the commuters on that train were doing, I just happened to be at the end of the queue of people asking for a single from the Gyle, which kind of raises suspicions. The fact I was giving the boy grief for taking ages and holding me back even further and making me even more late than I was already (again) probably didn't hep my case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buranokan Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 I await the article in the Dunfermline Press where Digs has been found guilty of some heinous crime, with the applicable photo of the Sheriff Court sign next to the article...What's the maximum sentence the Sheriff Court can impose? We either want to see Digs get away with a slap on the wrist or we want to see him properly brought to book. I'm not suggesting we throw away the key, that's for the parole board to decide, and who knows how effectively we'll be rehabilitating offenders a few decades from now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digs Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 Already been cautioned. Double Jeopardy mate.It was also 13 years ago, do we have a statute of limitations over here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougieDave Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 Shut yer guilty Pus Digs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Harris Of Tweed Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 Was once questioned by police about drinking from a bottle of beer whilst standing in my front garden on Appin Crescent before a Pars match. Got all ****y with me, until I asked him how he would feel if he got harrased by the police for having a beer in his own garden. Genuinely tried to convince me that it was illegal to drink in my garden on match days. I was having none of it, so he calls his mate over. They have a wee whisper to each other, and then "let me off with a warning" 2 weeks later, same time, same situation, same cop. Spots me at a distance and crosses over to the other side of the road, presumably to avoid a confrontation when he knows he in the wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IpswichPar Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 Still, Digs didn't get a card on dot net and, with recent events, I think that's more impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fu_Manchu Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 Who is up for a protest at @Digs table in Charlie Ds on Saturday? Maybe @Rastapari can make some banners? Perhaps @Chicken Wing can represent the hard working rail industry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 I'll protest at the lack of Xmas bonus this year due to @Digs outrageous behaviour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digs Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 That's because I got it all, mine was pretty impressive. I'm going to add it to the money I skimmed off Scotrail and spunk the lot in Vegas in October. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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